Finally, a fucked up list compiled by S.D. alphabetically and numerically ordered of the ten crazy things I want to do before I’m 35 years old.
- Tip over an outhouse while a nun is inside changing her tampon
- Dump a full garbage can on an occupied baby carriage
- Road rage on a limo with an uzi and a grenade launcher while blindfolded
- Wash my balls in holy water
- Take a shit in poison ivy while gargling baking soda for a middle school science project
- Fulfill a a centegenarian’s last deathbed wish by fucking the piss out of her with a broom and dustpan
- Eat raw roadkill
- Get a tattoo of two guys screwing just below my navel
- Make a special appearance on Jon & Kate Plus Eight where I’m Kate’s new boyfriend and I have a fetish of masturbating everytime Jon walks in the door
- Do jumping jacks while eating Apple Jacks and playing jacks inside a jack-o’-lantern
Don't worry, I'll lead the way.
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